NOT That Damn Show Logo Tee – Loud, Proud, and Kinda Dumb™
NOT That Damn Show Logo Tee – Loud, Proud, and Kinda Dumb™
It’s a white t-shirt. It has our logo. And it's already cooler than 90% of the crap in your closet. This is the official NOT That Damn Show tee, for all the degenerates, misfits, and podcast-addicted weirdos who somehow made our chaos your weekly routine. Whether you're repping the show at work (bold move), in public (braver still), or just wearing it to bed like a loyal fan with zero fashion sense—we love you for it. It’s basic. It’s bold. It’s a f*ing vibe. Details: – 100% soft cotton that won’t make you itch like your cousin’s garage band merch – Classic fit for every body (unless you're built like Stroke, then maybe size up) – White tee, black NOT THAT DAMN SHOW logo – Machine washable, because life is messy – Guaranteed to spark awkward conversations with strangers Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in unsolicited high fives, confused boomers, and people asking, “Wait… what damn show?”
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Cunts & Crumpets Coffee Shop Mug - 15oz
Because sometimes all you need is a hot cup of tea, a crumpet, and zero tolerance for anyone’s bullshit.
Inspired by a completely random, inappropriate, and now weirdly iconic moment on NOT That Damn Show, the Cunts & Crumpets mug is here by popular f**ing demand*. You asked. We made it. Now it’s your problem.
Whether you're sipping coffee, tea, whiskey, or just using it to scare off your in-laws, this mug is the perfect way to say "I'm classy... but also a little unhinged."
Details:
– 15 oz
– Ceramic, microwave & dishwasher safe
– Printed on both sides because one side isn’t enough
– Designed by us, approved by your inner savage
– May cause judgmental stares from coworkers (worth it)
Disclaimer:
This mug is not safe for corporate meetings, PTA events, or brunch with your grandma—unless your grandma’s cool as hell.
NOT That Damn Show Logo Mug – Sip the Stupid in Style
Simple. Clean. Kinda badass.
This isn’t just a mug—it’s a statement. And that statement is: “Yes, I listen to NOT That Damn Show. No, I’m not okay.”
Whether you're fueling your morning rage or calming your post-episode anxiety, this sleek ceramic mug with the official NOT That Damn Show logo is the perfect companion. It’s got just enough attitude to raise eyebrows on Zoom calls, but not so much your HR rep will report you. Probably.
Details:
– 15 oz ceramic mug
– NOT THAT DAMN SHOW logo printed on both sides
– Dishwasher & microwave safe (because who has time for hand-washing?)
– Bold design, no bullshit
– Perfect for coffee, tea, whiskey, or tears
Warning: May cause sudden outbursts of sarcasm and uncontrollable laughter. Use responsibly.
NOT That Damn Show Hoodie – Soft, Warm, and Slightly Inappropriate
Because sometimes a t-shirt just isn’t enough to cover the shame of listening to us.
This is the official NOT That Damn Show hoodie: soft as hell, warm enough to survive a Florida hurricane or a California cold front (aka 62 degrees), and guaranteed to make people squint and ask, “Wait… what the hell is that?”
Whether you're chilling at home, dodging responsibilities, or showing up overdressed to an underwhelming intervention, this hoodie has your back—literally.
It’s not just a hoodie. It’s a warning label.
Details:
– Premium cotton/poly blend for peak comfort
– Classic fit with a front pouch for snacks, hands, or contraband
– Black with bold NOT THAT DAMN SHOW logo across the chest
– Double-stitched for durability (just like our bad opinions)
– Machine washable. Emotionally unhinged.
Pro Tip: Throw this on after a long night of bad decisions and let the logo take the blame.
NOT That Damn Show Blackout Tee – For the Real Ones Only
t’s the same chaotic energy, just dressed in black—like your soul.
This is the official NOT That Damn Show logo tee, now in black because let’s be honest: white shirts are for people who still care what their mom thinks. Whether you're listening to the show, yelling at the news, or just trying to avoid eye contact with humanity, this shirt’s your new uniform.
Minimalist. Moody. Magnificent.
PDetails:
– 100% cotton, soft enough to nap in after rage-listening
– Classic fit for all body types (unless you're built like Stroke—again, size up)
– Black tee with white NOT THAT DAMN SHOW logo
– Machine washable and bad decision approved
– Dark enough to hide your shame (and mustard stains)
Pro Tip: Wear this to a family gathering and let the logo speak for itself.
NOT That Damn Show Women’s Crop Top – Just Enough Shirt to Get You in Trouble
It’s cropped. It’s comfy. It’s loud in all the right ways.
This NOT That Damn Show crop top isn’t trying to be subtle. With the logo up front (off-center, just like the show) and blasted across the back, it’s got attitude coming and going. Available in black or white, this top is perfect for hot days, hot takes, and giving zero f***s.
Not tight. Not clingy. Just pure chaotic comfort.
Details:
– NOT THAT DAMN SHOW logo on front and back (we like attention)
– Relaxed fit so you can breathe… or yell
– Raw-edge hem for that “don’t tell me what to do” energy
– Super soft cotton/poly blend that feels like you’ve already lived in it
– Lightweight and breathable – perfect for summer, festivals, or flipping off traffic
– Comes in black or white, depending on your level of darkness
Warning: May attract podcast fans, weird stares, and the occasional “where’d you get that?” You’re welcome.
NOT That Damn Show Women’s Tank – Hot Takes, Cold Drinks, No F***s
This ain’t your average basic bitch tank. This is the official NOT That Damn Show women’s tank—built for the queens of chaos, the ladies with strong opinions, sharp comebacks, and zero tolerance for boring podcasts.
Comes in black or white depending on your mood: – White if you're feeling innocent (lol ok)
– Black if you're embracing your dark side (aka every Monday)
Soft, fitted, and just the right amount of “don’t talk to me unless it’s about the show,” this tank is perfect for working out, blacking out, or vibing out.
It’s not just merch—it’s a poor lifestyle choice with great style.
– Built to last (unlike your last situationship): Side seams keep this tank in shape, even when you’re not.
– Clean AF: Self-fabric binding gives it that sleek, polished look—like you tried, but not too hard.
– Soft but savage: Made with a 60/40 blend of combed ring-spun cotton and polyester for that “luxurious but ready to fight” feel.
– Lightweight & breathable: At 4 oz/yd², it’
NOT That Damn Show Vinyl Sticker – For Laptops, Bottles & Bad Ideas
It’s a sticker. It’s our logo. It’s stupid. You need it.
Represent the official NOT That Damn Show lifestyle—loud, sarcastic, and probably banned from Facebook at least once. This high-quality vinyl sticker is perfect for letting the world know you enjoy questionable podcasts and even worse life choices.
Stick it on your stuff. Stick it on someone else’s stuff. We don’t care—just stick it.
Details:
– Durable vinyl that laughs in the face of weather, water, and judgment
– Available in multiple sizes for maximum stickability
– Die-cut with a clean finish, just like Ian’s punchlines
– Perfect for laptops, phones, water bottles, coolers, bar bathrooms, and your ex’s car
– Made with love and very little oversight